STAR'S 2006 "MOST ANNOYING" LIST!
Most Annoying Wannabe:
Kevin Federline
K-Fed has long boasted that he'd
silence haters once he released
his debut rap CD. Well, in 2006 it
arrived, and the only silence was
from crowds at K-Fed's half-empty
concerts! Apparently siring kids and
throwing away his ex's money are his
only talents. Good luck without Brit!
Most Annoying Talk-Show Host:
Tyra Banks
Dressing up like an obese woman? Pretending
to be homeless? These might
seem like interesting experiments if
they didn't always scream, "Look at
me!" Sorry, Tyra you're not Oprah. Stick
to America's Next Top Model!
Most Annoying Cleavage:
Janet Jackson
It's even worse than
2004's nip slip! This year
Janet's assortment of literally
over-the-top boob-boosting
outfits shoved
those things in our face!
You may be proud of your
new body, Janet, but
you're making us miss
the baggy sweats that
hid your extra pounds
— and your chest!
Most Annoying Crybaby On The View:
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
If Joy Behar can make you break down like that, you need help!
Most Annoying Cat Fight:
Clay Aiken vs. Kelly Ripa
We don't know where either of your hands
have been — and we don't care!
Most Annoying Anorexic Nanny Attack:
Sara Evans
We liked your dancing, Sara, but did you have
to drag your nanny into your divorce?
Most Annoying Religion:
Scientology
Sorry, Kabbalah, you put up a good fight.
Most Annoying TomKat Wedding Guest:
Brooke Shields
Come on, Brooke! After Tom said that stuff,
how could you fly to Italy for his wedding?
