BRITNEY'S MYSTERY MAN REVEALED!
Britney Spears' new mystery man may have a lot in common with her soon-to-be-ex, Kevin Federline: They both live in the Los Angeles area; they both used to have long hair, but now cut it short; they both love rap music; and apparently, they both LOVE to put something besides tobacco in their cigarettes!
Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old Jewish model from Encino, Calif., is the chiseled hunk pictured spending quality time boating with Britney, 25, off the L.A. coast on January 6.
Cohen goes by the name "Eyezik" on his MySpace webpage -- which, coincidentally we're sure, was apparently removed by Isaac on Jan. 10 after Star posted this story. But if it was any indication, Cohen — who graduated from William Howard Taft High School in 1999, but dropped out of California State University-Northridge after one year — may be expecting to ride his Britney connection onto bigger and better things in 2007.
After all, he begins his webpage with the phrase, "This is my year."
The muscular, 6'1" model has peppered his webpage with a number of his runway photos (he lists his "companies" as L.A. Models and Abrams Artist).
Cohen goes on to list his interests as: "living, duuurtt bikes, 4 Wheelin', kung fu flicks, rappin', slappin', tappin'. ya know?!!? oh let's see what else... ohhh and i love taffy! i am a man who loves his taffy...mhmmm mhmmm mhmmm mhhmmmm!"
Could "taffy" be a byword for one of Isaac's other great interests? In his "groups" section on MySpace, Cohen is a member of ROOR — whose Web site features a photo of a marihuana bong, along with the phrase: "The best thing since sliced bread! Objects of perfection helping thousands get higher every day!" And in his MySpace "books" section, Cohen writes: "My favorite's the Bible. great time spent with those pages. i remember Leviticus 4:20 we rolled with the last of our sweet, sweet chiba" — another name for pot!
But take note, Britney! You might want to clean up your act if you want to keep this flame alive with Isaac, because in his "Who I'd Like To Meet" section, Cohen writes: "Anyone who doesn't act like a little kid when not appropriate. high school drama is supposed to stay in high school, unless it's jr. high drama... then there is no reason we should be friends. i get tired of girls who are 21 going on 15... and 13 year olds going on 30... it's time to grow up people.....that is all."
