Warehouse 13
By Marshall Fine
Rating:
Tuesday, July 7, 9PM, Syfy (formerly Sci Fi)
Two FBI agents (Eddie McClintock, Joanne Kelly) find themselves detailed to a hidden location in the wilds of South Dakota: the secret Warehouse 13, where extraterrestrial and paranormal artifacts are stored. Think "Ghostbusters" meets "The X Files" - except without either the humor or the scariness. If anything, it's more like those lame "Librarian" TV movies that Noah Wyle stars in. It's all just kind of flat, with Saul Rubinek ("Fraser") as the absent-minded professor-type who runs the warehouse and has to bail out these two skeptical agents whenever they confront something weirder than they can handle. McClintock and Kelly seem like cardboard cutouts, so why would you want to follow their adventures from week to week?
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